“What the fuck? My damn vodka was spiked!”
She exclaimed. ” I was totally psyched…
Just the booze was enough…
I’d have let him be rough,
Fuck me any damn way that he liked!”
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Careful what you wish for
She seduced him, the man of her dreams…
But he’s into rough sex, so it seems…
It’s a sort of a game,
Of course… Still, all the same…
Must he go to such nasty extremes?
Her mother’s advice
Of course, most women cheat, said her Mum…
Only, love, just take care when they come…
A stray root, now and then…
It’s the how and the when…
Safest thing’s take his cock up yer bum!
Shock therapy
Pounded, mauled, tits and cunt bruised and battered,
Dishevelled, distracted, wits scattered,
She lay taking stock…
“Gosh!” she thought. “What a shock!
But he’d fucked her though. That’s all that mattered!
A rounded education
Mister Thompson Esquire’s reputed…
God help the young ladies he’s tutored…
Naive, perhaps lonely,
To see them as only
Rich bitches, all ripe to be rooted!
Black hole
She’ll fuck anything… like, say, this bottle,
She says… Her car stick-shift… Full throttle!
She grins, takes a swig…
Sticks and stones… not too big!
Tins of cat food… her pet axolotl!
Surprise!
When they grabbed her, she let out a screech.
“God! Those tits!” said one. “Ain’t she a peach?”
“Fuck! You gave me a fright!
There’s, like, three of yers, right?”
She laughed. “Perfect! Like, that’s a hole each!”
Jill and the beanstalk
Just when sex was, like, getting ho hum…
What a cock! Fee fi fo fucking fum!
Like an elephant’s trunk…
Squirting gallons of gunk…
And no cum ever tasted so yum!
Too late
He’s been at her for weeks, without let-up…
Now, there, in his faux leather get-up…
His mask and big whip,
He says “Okay bitch, strip!”
God, she’d known the whole thing was a set-up!
Fourteen
He’d perhaps have been rather more keen,
Had the girl not been only fourteen…
He was tempted, alright
But was worried there might
Have been shit happen, all unforeseen.