Field research

His hard penis, on which she was perched,
(This was something, in fact, she’d researched)
Was much bigger than most,
She thought, thick as a post…
As she came hard, and wailed and lurched!

Inert

His cock dangled there, stubbornly, limply.
Poor girl, perky-titted and dimply…
She’d done her damn best…
Sucked and rubbed, all the rest…
“Useless prick!” she sighed, putting it simply.

Cheek

Bloody cheek! Not to be damn endured!
She thought. Situation, alas, rather fluid…
A grab of her arse…
(Almost dropped her damn glass!)
And next thing she’d been bloody well skewered!