“When we met, it was kinda, like, fateful…
Like, fuck! Fuckin luck by the plateful!
Like, if there’s a God,”
She said. “Me and my bod,
We’re, like, fuckin internally grateful!”
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Oy vey!
“Oi vey! Praise God!” she said, very solemn.
“It’s like he’s my personal golem!
He’s just a dumb ox, yup,
But knows how to schtup!
And a cock like a mighty stone column!”
Wokeness
He just said stuff like that to provoke…
Like, to call her a slut, for a joke…
And like… what if she were?
It was okay with her…
And, in fact, he was pretty… like… woke!
The arranged marriage
Though her parents meant well, still she hated
Not having had boyfriends, not dated…
No flirting, no kissing,
The things she was missing…
A fucking brood mare, to be mated!
Ain’t
He said “Come on girl, don’t make a fuss!
Ain’t no need, now, to holler and cuss.
Ain’t nobody to hear!
Ain’t nothin to fear…
Ain’t nobody here but us!”
Having his druthers
“Let me say, before things go much farther,”
She said, as she undid her bra, “The
Thing is… Bless my soul!
Well… quite frankly… which hole?
I don’t mind much though… Which would you rather?”
Third degree
Bondage sex? Well… how bad could it be?
Just a matter, she thought, of degree…
How much pain can she bear?
No say what he puts where…
What the fuck, baby… suck it and see!
Barbarians!
The barbarians came in a horde…
Having put all the men to the sword,
They kicked back, drank some wine,
Naked women in line,
While they rutted and rooted and roared!
Not done
“Oh my God! This is simply not done!”
She cried… “Naked, the breeze, the hot sun…
Fucking out by the pool!
A damn woman’s a fool…
But, by golly, you bastard, what fun!”
Zip
Her thumbs hitched in her jeans, she unzips,
Rolls them slowly down over her hips…
Sliding out of them slow,
She says “Ready… set… go!
With a wink and a lick of her lips.