Drop dead gorgeous… he’s not in the hunt,
But he thinks “Why not give it a punt?
Ask her out… drinks and chat
Bring her flowers, all that…
And then fuck her sweet ass, back to front!
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Drop dead gorgeous… he’s not in the hunt,
But he thinks “Why not give it a punt?
Ask her out… drinks and chat
Bring her flowers, all that…
And then fuck her sweet ass, back to front!