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In the old days of illicit porn,
Under-counter mags, cum-stained and torn,
Full of bored-looking sluts,
Fat men’s dicks up their butts,
It became all a bit of a yawn.
Porn these days is all over the net.
4K pussies gape shiny and wet….
Torture, rape, slave tattoos…
There are no more taboos…
Thank god life’s not quite like that… not yet!
She was twelve, almost fucking thirteen…
Nothing happening… know what I mean?
Prepubertal, restless,
The young and the breastless
Not kid nor grown up… fucking stuck in between!
What’s a slut? Definition elusive…
A girl whose sex life’s too inclusive?
Who fucks more than you…
And seems proud of it too?
An affectionate term , or abusive?
He was hot… Though they’d only just met…
Like two minutes ago… she was wet!
If he touched her, she’d melt,
Might do something, she felt,
She’d quite possibly later regret!
She’s a slut, and she’s quite unashamed,
Though she’s gossiped about and defamed…
If the men whom she roots,
In flash cars and nice suits,
Want to do it, should just she be blamed?
“Like, I don’t wanna sound like I’m bragging”,
She said, “Yep, I love a good shagging,
But like, yeah, well so?
And like, just so you know,
I can deep-throat your cock without gagging.”
She was gorgeous, and somewhat notorious…
Fucking her just fucking glorious!
Things that she said,
Things she did in his bed,
Made the whole thing completely uproarious!
Yep, that’s better, he thought… No more squabbling…
She’s down on her knees, fucking gobbling…
Been put in her place,
A man’s dick in her face
And her big floppy tits fucking wobbling.
“Choose a hole, any hole… take your pick”
She said, giving his cock a nice lick…
“One time offer, alright?
And I ain’t got all night…
Two for one if you like, but be quick!”
Fashion makes for some curious sights…
Those young girls in tight shorts and short tights,
Center seam up their cunt…
And that’s just from in front…
Hinting broadly at carnal delights.