Rocky

Not the best looking guy on the planet…
Big, rugged, with features of granite…
She’s just passing through…
Motel room with no view…
Well, a stray fuck can’t hurt, maybe, can it?

Dude

She walks up to the bloke, says “Hey dude!
Wanna root? Like, Im just in the mood.”
And the guy turns around
Looks her up, looks her down,
Like he’s hungry, and maybe she’s food.

Vacancy

The young soldier checked into his billet…
Madame knew her way round a skillet…
“There’s also”, she said
“A warm place in my bed,
By the way, if you wanted to fill it.”

The catch

She’s a catch, he thought, splendidly built,
As he plunged his cock in to the hilt,
And then in her sweet gob…
And she did a grand job…
Not a drop of his jism was spilt.

Spiv

A right charmer! A bit of a spiv..
But how much of a toss did she give?
If she went the whole way,
Fucked him, like, she dared say
What the fuck? Right? She’d probably live.