What her parents (six months gone) found out about…
Her being pregnant (no doubt about)…
What an outcry!
Yelling “Who was the guy?
Though the fuck had been nothing to shout about.
Month: June 2020
Family business
That their families fought a vendetta
Just made her hot pussy get wetter.
She fucked him, poor guy,
And then, stifling a sigh,
Shot him dead with her little Beretta!
Good intentions
He was uncertain just where it went…
Got it in, though, in any event,
But, alas, in her bum…
She turned sulky and glum,
Though, of course, it was jolly well-meant!
Water
When a woman’s quite done being rooted,
A bidet or douche is reputed
To stop… oh, well… maybe,
Her having a baby…
The semen, at least, is diluted.
Her hobby
“Any hobbies?” She blushed, looked abashed.
“Well… on weekends I like to get smashed,
And then maybe I’ll go
To this place that I know,
And get tied up and get my arse thrashed!”
Adventurous
The term gangbang she thought quite offensive,
Though, frankly, she was apprehensive…
She wasn’t a slut,
Just adventurous, but…
The men’s use of her would be extensive!
Growing up
In her teens, she came out of her shell,
Smoked and drank, started fucking as well,
Said “I am who I am,
And I don’t give a damn.
God and parents can all go to hell!”
Using her brain
Young and restless, and bloody good-looking,
She thought, bugger housework and cooking.
I’ll just be a whore…
That’s what pussies are for!
Call or text anytime for a booking.
Throw her back
A young mermaid, washed up in the kelp…
A sly cove heard her seal-like yelp…
Though he searched, back and front,
For some sort of a cunt…
“Can you talk?” he asked. “Can’t you damn help?”
Fretful
Silly girl, she’d get nervous and fret
About boys, and which ones she might let
Have a kiss, squeeze her titty…
But, God! What a pity
If that were as far as they’d get!