Seemed he’d got himself in a tight spot…
If she told … though he hoped she might not…
She’d seemed willing, he thought…
Even if he were caught…
Her damn pussy was fucking white-hot!
Month: June 2020
Nuance
His proposal, though vague, indirect…
Was indecent, she did quite suspect…
Not, of course, it much mattered…
In fact she was flattered…
It had the desired effect!
Caution to the wind
She was well-educated, well-rounded,
But nonetheless frankly astounded…
A prick of such size!
Would to fuck it be wise?
(Though perhaps much more fun than it sounded.)
Hoedown
At the hoedown, the drinkin’ an’ hootin’,
An’ stompin’, an’ maybe some shootin’
Got crazy, alright,
Kissin’ gals, the odd fight…
Rootin-tootin! Well, mostly just rootin’.
Making allowance
Lady Gwendoline plucked at her lute,
“Well,” she thought. “The man may be a brute,
And an ill-mannered swine…”
She sighed, sipping her wine…
“But by God! What a fabulous root!”
Nefarious
He’s been planning for ages, it seems…
Lots of dirty, nefarious schemes
To get into her pants,
Which the fool called romance…
“Fuck you, buster!” she says. “In your dreams!”
His lucky day
For a MILF, she was sort of reserved…
Not too desperate. Damn well preserved!
And she gave him a screw,
And a damn good one too!
Which was more than he bloody deserved!
Shit occurs
He’d be dead, if a girl’s look could kill!
Fuck! he said. Shit occurs. Condoms spill…
Or get ruptured… and stuff…
It’s not good, fair enough,
But, like, go take a douche, babe. Just chill!
Use-by date
Still a virgin, unless or until
She gets rooted, and will be one still,
If she doesn’t give in
To her beau (it’s win-win!)
If she doesn’t, some other cunt will!
Manners
For god’s sake, woman! What’s with the attitude?
Give a man some fucking latitude!
Naughty, at worst…
Yes, I should have asked first
But you got a fuck, right? Show some gratitude!