Her poor heart gave a jump and a skip,
When he brought out his pearl-handled whip…
“Don’t be frightened, my dear.
I shan’t be severe…
Not this time… now kindly please strip!
Month: April 2020
Regimentally undressed
In his uniform tall, dark and dashing,
So handsome, so manly, just smashing!
She smiled, whispered low…
“You can fuck me, you know,
But please, first, give my arse a good thrashing!”
Meeting Maid Marian
Two pounds each, he thinks, if they’re an ounce!
By the way her tits wobble and bounce,
As she rides through the wood…
Lucky you, Robin Hood!
Enough perving, get ready to pounce!
Slumming
“Well,” she thought. “He may be just a peasant,
And yet… this is far from unpleasant!
So… best on the whole,
To just not tell a soul,
And get on with this rape, for the present!”
Original sin
Back in Eden, then, in the beginning,
Eve started this thing they call sinning…
Of course, it was fun,
And so, having begun,
It would seem that the devil’s still winning!
Social distancing
He said “Come on, please , babe, have a heart!
We can still stay two metres apart…
I won’t touch you, won’t cough…
Can’t you watch me jerk off?
It ain’t much, but at least it’s a start.
The magic word
She just, somehow, still felt ill at ease…
He’d asked nicely. He’d even said please.
Having shown him her tits,
If she now then permits,
Would he be satisfied with a squeeze?
Good ol’ gal
She just live in a tar-paper shack,
Toilet just a damn hole out in back,
But a man needs a screw…
Take a bottle or two…
That ol’ gal’s goddam good in the sack!
Looks aren’t everything
She examined it, rather engrossed…
It would seem he was true to his boast…
For what beauty it lacked,
(A bit ugly, in fact)
It made up, being bigger than most!
Frog prince 1
“Come on babe,” he said. Gimme a snog!”
“Fuck!” she said. “I ain’t kissin’ no frog!
You ain’t no fuckin’ prince…
You don’t wanna be mince,
Better get yourself back in that bog!”