First she thought he was just being kind,
Till he patted her on her behind!
She turned round, slapped his face,
Kicked a delicate place…
What remarkable presence of mind!
Month: December 2019
Novelty
“Let’s do something we’ve both never done!
What’s your fantasy? Don’t say there’s none!”
She said with a wink.
“Threesome? What do you think?
Tie me up! Fuck my arse! Just for fun!”
Fizzy
After three or four glasses of fizzy,
Miss Edwards lay giggling and dizzy,
Her legs in the air,
Fingers tousling his hair,
Where his tongue and his fingers were busy!
After dinner
“You’re a fine looking girl,” he says slyly.
“Umm…Thank you my lord,” she says shyly.
He squeezes her breasts,
And he turns to his guests…
“Not quite ripe enough yet,” he say dryly.
Glum
“You must think that I’m awfully dumb,”
She said, “sticking your prick in my bum…
And you’ve made it quite sore…
And you did it before…
You’re so mean! And I’m gonna tell Mum!”
Nip and tuck
He moved in… it would be nip and tuck!
Would she get off with just sippy-suck?
No. It pretty much looked
Like her damn goose was cooked.
It would be the whole damn strip n fuck.
Anybody’s
She has two joys in life, sex and booze.
Not particular much who she screws.
Swap a fuck for a drink…
It saves having to think…
This or that bloke? Or choose.
Buddies
So she texted him. “Come hang out dude.
Have a smoke. Maybe order some food,
Drink some beer, watch porn.
If it gives you the horn,
I’m, like, right in the mood to get screwed.”
Little green men
The green men, in their big flying saucer,
Kidnapped her. They didn’t quite force her…
They each had two cocks…
Long and green, hard as rocks…
Gosh! she thought. Would her husband divorce her?
Ifs, buts and maybes
“Wanna fuck?” he said. She said “Say what?
Lemme see it… Is that all you got?
Lemme suck it and see…
You can have that for free…
Then I’ll fuck it maybe. Maybe not.”