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Month: December 2018

The small print

Who’d have thought her consent had extended
To being stripped, roughly upended,
Screwed various ways,
(Some of which would amaze!)
Not at all what the poor girl intended!

Author petePosted on December 13, 2018March 24, 2019Categories AOTags consent, limerick, screwed, stripped

The procreative imperative

A man’s motives are rarely abstruse;
He wants sex, with the slightest excuse.
Lust, the thrill, power, greed,
Justified as a need,
Like for drugs, and about as much use.

Author petePosted on December 13, 2018March 24, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, lust, sex drive

Comings and goings

Two or three at a time, quite a few;
It would end when it ended, she knew.
One bloke went out of turn,
And she said, kind of stern,
“You can go to the back of the queue!”

Author petePosted on December 13, 2018March 24, 2019Categories AOTags gang-bang, limerick

Aghast

She’d been taken a bit by surprise,
From the size of the whites of her eyes,
At the heft of his cock,
Her mouth open in shock,
And the piss trickling down her smooth thighs!

Author petePosted on December 11, 2018March 24, 2019Categories AOTags big cock, limerick, piss

Means to an end

To what tricks would the man not descend?
What disgusting things might he intend?
Liquor? Drugs? Well of course!
Money? Bondage? Brute force…
Till she’s brought to a sad, sticky end?

Author petePosted on December 10, 2018March 24, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, rape, seduction, sticky end

Man the bilge pumps!

Straight up, doggy-style, her perched on top,
She’d come, he’d come. Still pounding! Slip, slop!,
Panting, pussy awash,
She gasped “Darling!” (Splish, splosh!)
“Do you think we could maybe just stop?”

Author petePosted on December 9, 2018March 24, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, orgasm, wet pussy

In vino veritas

She woke, naked, and covered with goo,
Squirted, splattered by goodness knows who,
On a damp, smelly bed,
Squishy pussy, sore head,
And thought “God! What on earth did I do?”

Author petePosted on December 7, 2018January 30, 2020Categories AOTags drunk, limerick, semen

Virtue and necessity

Poor young wench, captive, raped, god-forsaken,
Home burned by barbarians, taken
Away on their ship,
(Her first overseas trip),
Unaccountably awed, though quite shaken.

Author petePosted on December 7, 2018March 24, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, rape, raping and pillaging

Heaven and earth

Poor young lass, sorely used by the preacher,
In ways lewd and sinful, vile creature,
God’s servant indeed!
Saggy-bellied, weak-kneed,
And so unprepossessing of feature!

Author petePosted on December 7, 2018March 24, 2019Categories AOTags lewd, limerick, rape, religion, sexual abuse, sin

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