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Month: February 2018

The unspeakable

A small sin, just a slight moral lapse,
A small act of rebellion perhaps.
She’d kissed … never mind who,
And gone down on him too,
And quite possibly (fill in the gaps).

Author petePosted on February 28, 2018July 19, 2024Categories PGTags going down, limerick, morality, sin

The romantic arts

Her damn love life was all fits and starts!
She’d allowed men to touch bits and parts,
Touched that part of them too!
Well, what more could she do?
Men cared more about girls’ tits than hearts!

Author petePosted on February 28, 2018July 19, 2024Categories AOTags fits and starts, limerick, romance, tits

Kiss a frog, anyone?

Fast becoming a sexual hermit,
Plain luckless and fuckless, a Kermit,
He could have used whores
But he didn’t because …
It lacked… romance, he guessed you could term it.

Author petePosted on February 27, 2018July 19, 2024Categories AOTags abstinence, limerick, romance, whores

Jack and Jill

As the day dragged on, stifling a yawn,
“Serves me right, staying up until dawn,”
She thought. “Wish I’d been drunk,
Getting screwed by some hunk,
Not at home, jilling off, watching porn!”

Author petePosted on February 26, 2018July 19, 2024Categories AOTags female masturbation, jilling off, limerick, porn, screwed

A toe in the door

The poor girl was distinctly on edge,
When he whipped out his meat and two veg.
Though she started to cry,
In the blink of an eye,
He’d slipped in the thick end of his wedge!

Author petePosted on February 26, 2018January 10, 2023Categories AOTags consent, limerick, meat and two veg, rape, thin end of the wedge

Doing her duty

Dashing, handsome, his blue eyes hypnotic,
The uniform strangely erotic.
“Alright, you big brute,
Yes, I’ll give you a root.
Well, to not would seem unpatriotic!”

Author petePosted on February 26, 2018February 6, 2020Categories AOTags consent, erotic, limerick, root, seduction

Malice aforethought

A tit perv? Just a casual gawker?
Perhaps just an innocent walker.
She does, though, suspect
That his cock was erect.
He might well be a rapist, a stalker!

Author petePosted on February 24, 2018July 19, 2024Categories AOTags cock, erect, limerick, perv, rapist, stalker, tit perv, tits

Gordian knots

To have fucked her like that was damn spiteful.
The being tied up, too, just frightful!
Was she, though, to blame,
Since she had, to her shame,
Found the whole wretched saga delightful?

Author petePosted on February 24, 2018January 10, 2023Categories AOTags bondage, fucked, limerick, rape, tied up

The birds and the bees

“Women, son, have a part underneath,”
Said his Dad,”a pink hole, like a sheath,
And, of course, this is there
To be fucked, but take care.
Some, I’ve heard, are like coon traps, with teeth!”

Author petePosted on February 22, 2018July 19, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, sex education, vagina, vagina dentata

Fact and fiction

True, her orgasm may have been fake,
(How much noise can one small woman make?)
But her blood-curdling scream
Was legit, it did seem,
When he slipped up her arse by mistake.

Author petePosted on February 19, 2018July 19, 2024Categories AOTags anal, arse, fake orgasm, limerick, orgasm

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