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Month: September 2016

The interpretation of dreams

Naked, soon to be raped, it would seem,
Her eyes fixed on the knife’s wicked gleam …
Then the blade at her throat,
And she screamed! On that note,
She woke, hot, drenched with sweat. Just a dream!

Author petePosted on September 29, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags dream, fantasy, limerick, rape

Gambit

Left hand under her dress, his right cupped
Round her breast. Such a shock! So abrupt!
His cock out of his pants …
The poor girl had no chance;
Rooted! Outwitted, routed, one-upped!

Author petePosted on September 27, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags breast, cock, limerick, rape

Ablution

“By confession, one gains absolution,
Incest,” the priest said “self-pollution.
Worse too, I daresay;
All one’s sins washed away,
Or at least undergone some dilution!”

Author petePosted on September 27, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags confession, incest, limerick, masturbation, religion, self pollution, sin

Freelancer

A young journalist, bullied by editors,
One step ahead of her creditors,
Now and then screwed
Men for money or food,
Not, of course, though, the worst of the predators.

Author petePosted on September 25, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags journalism, journalist, limerick, prostitution, screwed, sexual predators

Mister Perfect

So, my ideal lover, she said,
Fucks me good, doesn’t mess with my head;
No damn lies, bullshit, flattery,
Comes with a battery,
Always there, under my bed.

Author petePosted on September 25, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags dildo, female masturbation, ideal lover, limerick, masturbation, vibrator

Domestic bliss

Twice a night was once barely enough,
But it slowed down, she got up the duff,
First routine, then a bore,
Sex became one more chore,
And if that didn’t suit him, well tough!

Author petePosted on September 23, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, marriage, sex as chore

It must be love

Hair a mess and scuffed shoes, quite unkempt,
But the boy about whom she had dreamt!
So she smiled, licked her lips,
Gave a flash of her nipps …
Fuck! A girl’s got to make some attempt!

Author petePosted on September 23, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags fantasy, flashing, limerick, nipples, nipps, teen love

The girl most likely

She was fond of a root, just that way,
User-friendly, perhaps you could say,
In the back of boys’ cars,
Stairways, under the stars,
But no time for love, only for play!

Author petePosted on September 23, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, love, root, slut, user-friendly

Back seat driver

“Mess with cars,” she screamed”. “That’s all you do!
Once a month is a few fucks too few!
But six-monthly or annual?
Read the damn manual!
Women need servicing too!”

Author petePosted on September 23, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, marriage, not enough sex

To err is human

Not exactly, of course, overjoyed,
But not heartbroken, more just annoyed.
He’s deceived her, he’s lied,
Had a bit on the side…
Something she herself tends to avoid.

Author petePosted on September 22, 2016July 15, 2024Categories PGTags a bit on the side, adultery, limerick, unfaithfulness

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