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Month: April 2016

All’s not lost

All her chickens had come home to roost.
Called a slut, whore. All hell was unloosed!
The whole town, it seemed, knew
She was fuckable, true,
But it did give her street cred a boost!

Author petePosted on April 30, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags chickens come home to roost, fuckable, limerick, slut, street cred, whore

Slattern

A loose woman, a trollop, a slattern!
These things, though, do follow a pattern;
Though prudes crossed the street,
She had plenty to eat,
Silken undies and dresses of satin.

Author petePosted on April 30, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, loose woman, slattern, trollop, undies

Pass the ketchup

Sex is sex, nothing very profound,
And assuming the low moral ground,
Love or not, it’s what’s real,
Like sharing a meal;
With luck, there’s enough to go round!

Author petePosted on April 26, 2016July 10, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, love, sex, the low moral ground

Religion and reality

The religion to which she adhered
Said girls should be virgins. So weird!
Till fifteen or so,
She held out, then… you know…
Just thought fuck and be damned, it appeared.

Author petePosted on April 21, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags first fuck, fuck, limerick, religion, virgin

Babe in the wood

The poor girl, just a babe in the wood…
His intentions quite misunderstood…
Still a virgin, so young…
And he, rather well hung…
For the likes of him, hanging’s too good!

Author petePosted on April 20, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags babe in the wood, hanging's too good, limerick, virgin, well hung

Bottom shelf

He’s a good pimp, a bit of a ponce,
But don’t care what it is a man wants.
Whips and chains, all that stuff,
He’s got girls like it rough,
Mind, of course, johns won’t get much response.

Author petePosted on April 19, 2016September 20, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, limerick, pimp, ponce, rough sex

Negotiable terms

Said the landlord, “Miss, do bear in mind…
If, perchance, you were that way inclined…
Don’t mistake my intent…
You’re behind in your rent,
And I’d gladly take payment in kind.”

Author petePosted on April 18, 2016July 10, 2024Categories PGTags indecent proposal, landlord, limerick, payment in kind

Babe in the woods 2

In her little red cape and red hood,
A delicious young babe in the wood!
Tender titties to chew,
Juicy other bits too,
For a big, bad wolf, up to no good!

Author petePosted on April 15, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags babe in the wood, big bad wolf, limerick, Little Red riding hood, titties

Alter-ego

Though apparently highly respectable,
Deep within, hardly detectable
Underplayed, but
Always there, was a slut,
With a body just bloody delectable!

Author petePosted on April 14, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, slut

Water under the bridge

She’d not taken too much to convince.
He’d pull out, she’d just have a quick rinse.
It seemed simple enough.
Poor girl, well up the duff,
And no sign of the bloke, of course, since!

Author petePosted on April 14, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, pregnancy, seduction, up the duff, withdrawal

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