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Month: January 2014

The daily grind

She puts up with his grunting and sweating,
Not helping so much as just letting;
She’s bored, and it shows,
Since she already knows
The whole fuck will be well worth forgetting.

Author petePosted on January 9, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags boring fuck, fuck, grunting, limerick, sweating

Faith hope and chastity

Damn! She’d broken her chaste vow again!
Even nuns need a fuck, now and then…
Though she did try her best…
(His hand cupped her right breast)
It came down to who, where, how and when!

Author petePosted on January 9, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags breast, chaste, chastity, fuck, limerick, nun, religion

A little water clears us of this deed

They’d had sex; the guilt drove her insane!
If her mum found out, how to explain?
She stood there, in the shower,
For almost an hour.
The evidence washed down the drain.

Author petePosted on January 8, 2014June 29, 2024Categories PGTags first sex, limerick, shower, virgin

Feeling the music

When she plays her viola da gamba,
Curves sensuous, warm, lustrous, amber…
She likes to be nude,
To get more in the mood…
Her thighs thrum, her loins hum to the timbre!

Author petePosted on January 7, 2014June 29, 2024Categories PGTags curves, limerick, loins, music, nude, sensuous, thighs, viola da gamba

Improvisation

In a pinch, when she’s horny, she’ll root
The dog’s bone, a doll’s leg, bits of fruit,
A wine bottle, shampoo,
Heel of boot, toe of shoe;
Once an oboe! Or was it a flute?

Author petePosted on January 7, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags bone, boot, bottle, dildoes, fruit, horny, leg, limerick, root

The ship’s cook

At the risk of provoking a mutiny.
Once she’d subjected to scrutiny
All of the crew,
She should choose one, she knew,
Though she didn’t, in fact, want to root any!

Author petePosted on January 5, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, mutiny, root

Relationship on the rocks

“Oh my God!” she said, (more like a screech),
“When I said to you, back on the beach,
That I felt, you dumb jock,
Like a shag on a rock,
It was only a figure of speech!”

Author petePosted on January 2, 2014June 29, 2024Categories PGTags a shag on a rock, jock, limerick, outdoor sex, shag

Forest habitat

She reached down to her pussy, to scratch
In her pubic hair, thick as a thatch.
“I should shave it,” she thought.
“Must be something I caught,
Or more nits are beginning to hatch.”

Author petePosted on January 2, 2014June 29, 2024Categories PGTags itch, itchy, limerick, panties, pubic hair, shave, shaved pubic hair, STD

Etymology

“Friends with benefits”, “cum-chums”, “fuck-buddies”,
In etymological studies,
Are casual things
No commitment, no strings.
Love’s a notion for old fuddy-duddies!

Author petePosted on January 1, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags commitment, etymology, friends with benefits, fuck-buddies, limerick, love

Feeling it in her bones

Although virginal, tight, tense and narrow,
His cock, long, hard, straight as an arrow,
Plunged in to the bone!
Though she let out a moan,
She was secretly thrilled to the marrow!

Author petePosted on January 1, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags bone, cock, hard, limerick, moan, thrilled to the marrow, tight, virgin, virginal

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