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Month: December 2013

Grey cats in the dark

She’d got pregnant, but who was to blame?
Tom? Dick? Harry? Some other first name?
Perhaps no name at all!
She just couldn’t recall.
In the dark they’d all seemed much the same.

Author petePosted on December 17, 2013June 29, 2024Categories PGTags All cats are grey in the dark, limerick, pregnant, promiscuity, Tom Dick and Harry

Greek virgins

Be it myth, or else be it historical,
Greek girls consulted the oracle,
Vestal or not,
Virgins all, to ask what
The gods thought about sex (just rhetorical).

Author petePosted on December 17, 2013June 29, 2024Categories PGTags Greek, Greek girls, limerick, vestal virgins, virgin, virgins

Victorian morality

She enjoyed a root, just on the quiet.
One day she’d said yes, just to try it.
Her gentleman friends
Were just means to her ends.
If found out, she’d just flatly deny it.

Author petePosted on December 16, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags consent, gentlemen friends, limerick, morals, root, Victorian morality

Laying Leia

“Spread your legs you must wider,” said Yoda.
His skin had a strange spicy odour.
Excited, wide eyed,
Princess Leia complied.
In her dark side he came, like green soda.

Author petePosted on December 15, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags dark side, limerick, odour, Princess Leia, skin, spread, Star Wars, Yoda

Queue-jumping

In the queue she stood nervously waiting,
Not caring that she was creating
A scene. Let them stare!
She was only aware
Of the toy in her pussy vibrating!

Author petePosted on December 10, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, public sex, pussy, sex toy, toy, vibrator

Behaving rumly

When he’d fucked her, she’d just lain there dumbly.
When done, she’d got dressed and left glumly.
It spoiled the fun,
Or it might well have done,
Had the damn wench not been so damn comely!

Author petePosted on December 10, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags behaving rumly, comely wench, fucked, limerick, wench

The dark prince

In her sleep her hand strayed to her crutch;
In her dreams her loins thrilled to the touch
Of a tall handsome prince
And, alas, ever since,
Mortal men have seemed dull, pretty much.

Author petePosted on December 10, 2013June 29, 2024Categories PGTags crutch, erotic dream, handsome prince, limerick, loins, masturbation, wet dream

Virgin (past tense)

She’d been quite understandably tense,
But had not taken undue offence,
Though she hadn’t till then
Had much knowledge of men,
Or been known, in the biblical sense.

Author petePosted on December 10, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags knowing in the biblical sense, limerick, virgin, virginity

Exultant

Being sultan, it meant he could levy
On tribal chiefs tribute quite heavy;
Gold, wine, a nice horse,
Pretty virgins of course.
Of the latter he now had a bevy!

Author petePosted on December 7, 2013June 29, 2024Categories PGTags bevy, harem, limerick, sultan, virgins

Americana 1

Screwing give man and woman delight,
In de morning, lunch-time, in de night!
Sometime man want it more,
Maybe fuck some damn whore!
If his wife find out, who in de right?

Author petePosted on December 5, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags adultery, Americana, fuck, fucking, limerick, unfaithfulness, whore

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