Getting sex, cash, by far’s, most effective;
A rich guy can be more selective.
Big tits? A nice bum?
Fuck them all, or just some?
Pussy glut! What’s the proper collective?
Month: March 2013
Pub ethics
Say you’ve gone to the pub, for a quaff,
You go out for a piss, at the trough,
There’s this other guy there;
If it’s big, should you stare
At his cock? Might it not piss him off?
Expectation and reality
She objected, to her mind, quite rightly:
He’d kissed and caressed her so lightly,
It came as a shock,
When he stuck in his cock,
That he did so so deeply and tightly!
Getting off, getting on
He was eighty, but still pretty spritely,
Well-mannered; He asked so politely,
She said, yes, she would,
And the sex was quite good,
Though her arthritic hip did hurt slightly.
Silk
The soft silk subtly altered its sheen;
Underneath which her breasts could be seen,
Her erect nipples’ tips,
And the curve of her hips,
The intriguing dark parts in between!
Hide and seek
She undresses. Concealed, he peeks.
Her bare bosom! Her bottom’s plump cheeks!
Her big nipples, so pink!
Oh my God! Did she wink!
She looks straight at the keyhole, and speaks!
Fundamental differences
The affair was illicit, clandestine;
Her parents still frowned on things western,
So what would they say
If they saw her today,
With a cock up her pretty intestine?
B minus
She said “Well,” in a manner off-handed,
“You’re nice, to be perfectly candid;
You’re strong and you’re young,
But you don’t use your tongue,
And that fuck we just had was bog-standard.”
Seducibility
Though they’d only just been introduced,
From her smile and her voice, he’d deduced
That a chap could do worse,
And she’d not be adverse
To perhaps being charmed and seduced.
There is no God
“Oh god! No!” she exclaimed, feeling cheated;
So near to coming she’d teetered,
But snatched from the brink!
He’d come, started to shrink…
She cursed “Damn you! (expletive deleted.)”