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Month: November 2011

Through a glass, darkly

She seductively, slowly disrobes,
Her hands cup her pink, pendulous globes,
She winks, pouts at the glass,
Smacks herself on the arse,
Parts her cunt lips, rubs, flutters and probes.

Author petePosted on November 25, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags arse, cunt, disrobes, globes, limerick, lips

Flame-out

At the party she met an old flame,
Later on, sex had felt much the same:
The familiar caress …
She wrote down his address,
Now she just had to think of his name!

Author petePosted on November 25, 2011July 27, 2020Categories PGTags caress, limerick, old flame

Ambit claim

She was virgin, or so she pretended;
In fact, though, it rather depended
On if he was rich,
Or good-looking, in which
Case it seemed things were more open-ended!

Author petePosted on November 24, 2011July 27, 2020Categories PGTags limerick, virgin

Fate

“Oh my goodness! That’s not fair,” she whined,
Though, by now, she was rather resigned
To a fate worse than death,
She mused, gasping for breath,
As he took her again, from behind!

Author petePosted on November 21, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags behind, fate worse than death, limerick

The long kiss goodnight

Though she said that she wasn’t that kind,
Hormones, booze and bravado combined,
(Though she did try her best),
When he fondled her breast,
To determine she didn’t much mind.

Author petePosted on November 21, 2011July 27, 2020Categories PGTags booze, breast, hormones, limerick, not that kind

Love is blind

With their arms and their legs intertwined,
To all else but each other made blind,
Lost or torn underwear,
Lipstick smudged, ruined hair,
If they noticed, they seemed not to mind!

Author petePosted on November 21, 2011July 27, 2020Categories PGTags limerick, lipstick, underwear

Don't look now

She bent down, as if pulling her sock up;
He glanced round, then lifted her frock up.
His fly was unzipped,
Her thin panties were ripped;
It was done! What mad fun! What a cock-up!

Author petePosted on November 19, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags cock, cock-up, fly, limerick, panties, unzipped

Change of heart

Making love, which she’d once so enjoyed,
Left her now unfulfilled and annoyed.
Soon a hand on her knee,
Any intimacy,
She began to resist and avoid.

Author petePosted on November 18, 2011July 27, 2020Categories PGTags intimacy, knee, limerick, making love, resist

Summer night

On the warm summer air borne aloft,
Came the quite unmistakable waft
Of the musky perfume
Of a woman of whom
He recalled a voice husky and soft.

Author petePosted on November 17, 2011July 27, 2020Categories GTags limerick, musky, perfume

If you've got it…

She has wonderful wobbly norks;
Her round bum wobbles too, when she walks.
If she catches the eye
Of a man passing by,
She might give him a flash, while he gawks!

Author petePosted on November 17, 2011July 27, 2020Categories PGTags boobs, breasts, flashing, limerick, norks

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