A good catholic woman disdains
Using condoms, which rather explains,
If she doesn’t abstain,
How one knows where she’s lain,
From the wet spots and seminal stains.
Month: July 2011
Straying hand
She said “Just slide your hand up a bit,
Till you come to a slippery slit.
No! You’re going off track!
You’re too far to the back!
Find the hair! Now you’re there! God! That’s it!”
Liaison
It was secret, a young lover’s tryst;
They excitedly, furtively kissed.
He hissed, “God, I adore you!
I long to explore you!”
“Then do,” she sighed, “if you insist!
Pyjamas
There’s a lot of debate re pyjamas,
Midst priests, rabbis, mullahs and lamas:
To sleep as one’s born?
Do pyjamas, when worn,
Act as moral and amorous armours?
Popes wear them, and both the Obamas,
Pearl buttons graced Vasco da Gama’s,
They’re not worn by nudists,
But enlightened buddhists
Say wearers are blessed with good karmas.
Raw silk is preferred by the charmers,
Plain cotton by housewives and farmers:
Defend them or scoff,
They’re good fun to take off;
Light relief in life’s sexual dramas.
Inner beauty
She’s broad-chested, strong-willed and strong-thighed,
Her bum’s big, true, that can’t be denied,
And her melon-like breasts
Are the subject of jests,
But there’s depth and great warmness, inside.
Old folks at home
He was rude and untidy and grumpy,
She cranky, demanding and frumpy;
He farted, she snored,
Both complained they were bored,
But they still like the old rumpy-pumpy.
School rules
She’d stepped onto a slippery slope,
By allowing her boyfriend a grope:
Though she made it a rule,
Not to fuck after school,
That still gave the lad plenty of scope.
Disorderly conduct
He was charged with disorderly conduct,
When he and a young buxom blonde mucked
About in the bar,
Where she took off her bra,
Then they kissed, and a bit later on, fucked.
Predestination
A respectable woman she ain’t,
But what girl has a past free from taint?
And you only live once…
And God gave women cunts
To be fucked, not because they look quaint?
Mate's rates
When his friend came, she smiled and she beckoned;
He took his friend’s place, and went second.
It really was nice
That she let them fuck twice,
For the price of just one fuck , he reckoned!