A lascivious lady called Lilly
Wears knickers outrageous and frilly,
But only wears these
When it’s cold and the breeze
Swirling under her skirt is too chilly.
Month: April 2011
Mysterious Jill
To make love to mysterious Jill
Is a secret and singular thrill,
Or perhaps even plural,
In bed, or more rural,
She makes love with magical skill!
Yet about her’s an air strangely chill:
Yes, she’s gorgeous, enchanting, but still,
To gaze into her eyes,
Though it logic defies,
It’s as if, as they say, looks could kill.
Her eyes bore into one like a drill,
Angels sing, but discordant and shrill.
Though she plays on your trust,
Still, consumed by your lust,
You plunge in, and submit to her will.
One is left like one’s been through the mill:
You feel sated, and yet strangely ill.
In your heart there’s a void,
You’re complete, yet destroyed,
Thoughts of other girls crumble to nil.
Sound sleeper
An unscrupulous bastard called Jerry
Deprived a young girl of her cherry:
While drunk, sleeping soundly
He rooted her roundly…
Unsporting of course, but not very.
Instinct
She was well bred and bloody knew better…
Quite out of the question… and yet her
Base instincts insisted!
Although she resisted,
Just thinking of sex made her wetter!
Night-shift
An insomniac woman called Ann
Is unable to sleep with no man.
Since she makes it worthwhile
To be listed on file
I myself help whenever I can.
Age
The approach of old age is insidious:
Though one be e’er so fastidious,
Year by year
More wrinkles appear.
One day you wake up old and hideous!
Neo-romantic
The romantic esteems the ideal,
By nature more perfect than real.
That’s all very well,
But I’d much rather smell,
Taste and chew, fuck and feel!
Flustered
Though she’d secretly longingly lusted,
Confused, she grew hopelessly flustered:
The poor blushing bride
It seemed couldn’t decide
To be glad or appalled and disgusted.
The moving finger
The sweet pleasure of love is but fleeting;
The making of love self-defeating…
You can make it linger,
By sniffing your finger,
Though this, strictly speaking, is cheating.
Well groomed
Mistress Emily’s prone to abscond
With the groom, of whom Emily’s fond,
And indulge in lewd sport,
At which, if she were caught,
All would call her redemption beyond.