In her blog, she typed “What the fuck! Weird!
I got drunk, and when the fog cleared,
I showered and … Shit!
A tattoo on my tit?
And my pussy looks rather dog-eared.”
Tag: tit
Lubricity
She said “Maybe it might be more betterer,
Wait till my pussy gets wetter, huh?
Suck on my tit,
Rub a bit on my clit,
Or there’s vaseline, butter et cetera.”
Cleopatra in Hollywood
Cleopatra unfastened the clasp
Of her bodice and picked up the asp,
[Close-up] fangs on her tit,
[Freeze frame] [blood] as it bit.
“Ouch!” she said [music] [terminal gasp].
Petty crime
Who’d have thought that she’d hold such a grudge?
A quick kiss, just a small lipstick smudge,
A light pat on her bum,
(Well, okay, that was dumb,)
And I did give her left tit a nudge.
No way to fight it
It’s no use, there’s no damn way to fight it!
I’ve just caught a glimpse of her right tit,
Exposed in her dress,
And I couldn’t care less
For politeness; I just want to bite it!
An eye for the mainchance
As he cranked up the foreplay a notch,
He thought “This is one chance I won’t botch!”
He let go of one tit,
Wet his fingers with spit,
And reached down for a grab at her crotch.
Rock and roll
I once met this thin jock and his moll
And I asked if they played rock and roll.
He said, squeezing her tit,
“Well, we listen a bit,
But we mostly just play cock and hole!”