Said a young tennis player, named Polly,
“I think making love is just jolly,
To athletic blokes,
With good depth to their strokes,
And who play my return on the volley!”
Tag: tennis
Grunter
Her opponent complained that her grunt,
When she served, was some kind of a stunt,
But the umpire found
That the off-putting sound
Didn’t come from her mouth, but her cunt!