Stroke play

Said a young tennis player, named Polly,
“I think making love is just jolly,
To athletic blokes,
With good depth to their strokes,
And who play my return on the volley!”

Grunter

Her opponent complained that her grunt,
When she served, was some kind of a stunt,
But the umpire found
That the off-putting sound
Didn’t come from her mouth, but her cunt!