Though you may not have known it, Tarzan
Had a year-round all-over tan,
And he swung trough the trees,
With a dong to his knees,
Screaming Ah! Oh! Ah! There was a man!
Tag: Tarzan
It’s a jungle out there
Bloody Tarzan! thought Jane, with a scowl.
Bloody chest-thumping, silly damn howl!
Still, he saved me, I guess,
And I have to confess,
He’s a great root, although he smells foul!
Gnawing suspicion
Caught by cannibals, stuffed in a pot!
Beating drums! God! This water’s damn hot!
Trussed up, totally nude!
Poked and pricked while she’s stewed!
Is that Tarzan chap coming or not?