It’s your time of the month, and you’re bleeding;
You’re better off lying or pleading
A headache, some bug,
Than to pull out the plug.
Just say no and catch up on your reading.
Tag: tampon
Savoir faire
With her blinds drawn and soft bedside lamp on,
His French maid extracted her tampon,
Exclaiming “Mon Dieu!
Quel grand objet, Monsieur,
Et plus grand, je me pense, quand c’est rampant!”