She had plenty of tail to swish,
A sweet pussy to fuck too, squish, squish!
And damn tasty as well,
Though of course she did smell
A bit like the proverbial fish.
Tag: tail
Of rice and men
Vegetarian women are gentle;
No dead cow for them, but the lentil.
No red-blooded male
May sniff at their tail;
For them sex must be transcendental!
A curious dish
That there mermaid’s a curious dish,
A strange creature, half woman, half fish.
From the tail to hips,
You could eat her with chips,
From there up, do rude things, if you wish!
Evolution of sex
Human women’s soft rumps have no tails;
Their twitching, though, still attracts males.
Their cunts smell of musk,
And, like any mollusc,
They leave silvery, slippery trails.