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A matter of taste

She’d been horny enough, keen as mustard!
A guy after whom she had lusted
Had seemed worth a go,
But the sweat and smells, though,
And the taste of him left her disgusted.

Author petePosted on June 29, 2014June 30, 2024Categories PGTags fellatio, horny, keen as mustard, limerick, lust, sweat, taste

Viking lads

When young vikings would gather, they met
To bump heads, and to blather, and get
Drunk on ale or mead,
Bed a wench, splash their seed
‘Twixt her loins, in a lather of sweat!

 

Author adminPosted on March 28, 2013June 21, 2024Categories PGTags ale, drunk, limerick, loins, mead, sweat, vikings, wench

Excelsior

He loved watching her shake and perspire;
The posture was making her tire.
With each stroke, he swore,
He drove in a bit more;
With each thrust, he was taking her higher!

Author petePosted on August 2, 2012June 20, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, perspire, sweat, thrust

Come together…over me

Clad in just her sweat, latex or leather,
It wasn’t a question of whether
She’d come, or with whom,
Or with what in her womb,
But of timing, to both come together!

Author petePosted on July 29, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags come, latex, leather, limerick, sweat, womb

The maid's lament

On the maid’s lip small sweat droplets beaded,
Her winks and her pouts gone unheeded;
“At least have a look!”
She exclaimed to the cook,
As she offered her breasts to be kneaded.

Author petePosted on November 28, 2011July 27, 2020Categories PGTags breasts, limerick, maid, sweat

Nitty-gritty

With her eyes closed and tight-gritted teeth,
Breathless, sweating, she writhed underneath;
He rolled, wobbled and heaved,
And she, somewhat aggrieved,
Hissed “My God! You’re tho fucking obethe!

Author petePosted on August 24, 2011May 10, 2020Categories AOTags fat, fucking, limerick, sweat

Ground to a halt

Naked, sweating, they grapple and wrestle;
Loins grind like a mortar and pestle,
Hearts pound in their chests,
Hot sweat drips from her breasts,
Where, exhausted and spent, he’ll soon nestle.

Author petePosted on July 28, 2011April 28, 2020Categories AOTags breasts, limerick, loins, naked, sweat

Sensual woman

She smelled spicy, and musky, and sweet;
Enough fat, enough succulent meat;
Slightly gamey to taste;
With some oil to baste,
Good enough, salty-sweated, to eat!

Author petePosted on July 19, 2011May 9, 2020Categories AOTags limerick, musky, sweat

Fireglow

They were fucking in front of the fire;
The warmth made them flush and perspire.
Their bellies were wet,
Slick with each other’s sweat:
With each thrust, he slapped into her higher.

Author adminPosted on June 30, 2011April 28, 2020Categories AOTags bellies, belly, flush, fucking, limerick, perspire, sweat, thrust

Tour de force

She had breasts best described as pneumatic,
Her love-making quite acrobatic;
Her firm buttocks clenched,
Panting, moaning, sweat-drenched,
Till she came in a manner ecstatic!

Author adminPosted on May 5, 2011April 23, 2020Categories AOTags acrobatic, breasts, buttocks, came, limerick, pneumatic, sweat

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