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Lucky dip

Oh my God! What a lovely surprise!
A fat prick of improbable size!
Though afraid it won’t fit,
She licks, rubs it with spit,
And then spreads her legs gamely and tries!

Author petePosted on February 10, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags big prick, lick, limerick, spit, suck

At arm’s length

Shocked and awed, still she tried to stay calm.
It lay, heftily, there on her palm.
What to do with it now?
Suck it? Fuck it somehow,
Though as long and as thick as her arm?

Author petePosted on February 13, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags big penis, fellatio, fuck, hand, limerick, palm, shock and awe, suck

All sinners great and small

In her innocence, Mary, God bless her,
One Friday night asked her confessor,
“If fucking’s a sin…
To not put it all in…
Or to suck it… which sin is the lesser?”

Author adminPosted on August 26, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags Christianity, confession, fucking, limerick, oral, sin, suck

Lubricity

She said “Maybe it might be more betterer,
Wait till my pussy gets wetter, huh?
Suck on my tit,
Rub a bit on my clit,
Or there’s vaseline, butter et cetera.”

Author adminPosted on May 18, 2013June 26, 2024Categories AOTags butter, clit, limerick, lubrication, pussy, suck, tit, vaseline, wet

Disillusionment

While she sucked it, and gave it a crank,
She thought “This isn’t love, to be frank.
I’m just a receptacle,”
(Cynical, sceptical),
“Someone inside whom to wank!”

Author adminPosted on March 17, 2013June 21, 2024Categories AOTags cynical, fellatio, limerick, love, masturbation, suck, wank

The good life

After work he went out with the lads,
Then went home to his old Mum and Dad’s.
If his girlfriend came round,
Then they’d turn up the sound,
And she’d suck him off, during the ads.

Author petePosted on October 18, 2011June 11, 2020Categories AOTags fellatio, limerick, suck

How far?

When they kissed, she felt funny, below;
She considered how far she should go.
Maybe squeezing her breast
Might be okay, she guessed;
Should she fondle or suck his cock, though?

Author petePosted on August 15, 2011May 10, 2020Categories AOTags breast, cock, limerick, suck

The real things

If you think a girl’s tits might be fake,
There are several tests you can make;
Do they droop when set free?
Maybe suck ’em and see,
Or just grab ’em and give ’em a shake.

Author petePosted on August 7, 2011May 11, 2020Categories PGTags fake tits, limerick, suck, tits

German frauleins

German frauleins are sturdy and buxom,
Big titties, and don’t mind who sucks ’em,
With thighs like young trees,
They can use just to squeeze,
Or to buck under whomever fucks ’em.

Author adminPosted on April 30, 2011April 13, 2020Categories AOTags buxom, fuck, limerick, squeeze, suck, thighs, tits, titties

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