Her poor husband, in bed, was a dud,
So she went out and hired a stud,
And though normally passive,
His cock was so massive,
She wailed, and came in a flood.
Tag: stud
Pulling an all-nighter
Friday night, at the bar… they’d just met…
“What a stud!” she thought, already wet.
“I could fuck you all night!”
He said. “Suits me alright…”
She replied. “If that’s no idle threat!”
Girl talk
Though he thinks he’s some kind of a stud,
In the cot he’s a bit of a dud,
And his cock could be bigger,
She said with a snigger;
His big talk and bragging’s all crud!
Clark Gable
That old debonair bastard, Clark Gable,
Without pause or tiring, was able
To fuck first young starlets,
Then stray girls and harlots:
A stud indeed! More like a stable!