“Well,” he said. “You damn pert little strumpet,
I guess you can like it or lump it!
Bend down, open wide,
Suck me while I decide…
Your sweet arse, or your buttery crumpet!”
Tag: strumpet
The thinking man’s crumpet
People call her “the thinking man’s crumpet”;
She’s more like the drinking man’s strumpet!
She says “What’s up Doc?”
While she rubs a man’s cock;
When it’s hard, lewdly winking, she’ll hump it!