small cock – Pete's Limericks

Fail

There he stands , in full bondage regalia…
Whips, the whole paraphernalia…
Hard little dick…
Which he wants her to lick…
“Sorry, no”, she says. God! What a failure!

All swagger

For all of his swaggering figure,
Once stripped, she suppressed a rude snigger…
He said “What the hell?”
“Oh,” she said… “It’s just… well…
I imagined it would have been bigger!”

Belittlement

Mister Treverton’s ego was brittle,
Because his poor dick was so little:
His girlfriend, in fact,
Rather lacking in tact,
Said she’d rather her finger and spittle.

Wee Willy

Poor unfortunate Wee Willie Winky…
His cock was as small as his pinkie,,,
One does understand
Why he’d stick in his hand,
Or a bottle, or something else kinky.

Underwhelmed

Although normally gentle and placid,
Her tone when she spoke was tart, acid…
“Your cock’s fucking small…
And me naked and all…
And the fucking thing’s still fucking flaccid!”

Unprepossessing

God, she thought. What an absolute pig!
Fat and slimy… His cock far from big…
Not for love, not for money!
So ugly, it’s funny…
All capped by his ill-fitting wig!

Hypothetical

Parted thighs she’d been careless in closing,
Wet pussy, at which he was nosing…
His cock was quite small…
But she’d not mind at all,
If he wanted a fuck… just supposing.

Tact

“Wow!” she said, with remarkable tact…
His cock failing, as yet, to react,
And then, rolling her eyes,
“Such exceptional size!”
Which the fellow concerned, sadly lacked.

Belittled

Disappointed? You bet! Quite offended…
The way she said, after he’d ended,
“What? Fuck! Is that all!
And your cock’s too damn small!”
Was it? No! Well… it sort of depended.