Poor unfortunate Wee Willie Winky…
His cock was as small as his pinkie,,,
One does understand
Why he’d stick in his hand,
Or a bottle, or something else kinky.
Tag: small cock
Underwhelmed
Although normally gentle and placid,
Her tone when she spoke was tart, acid…
“Your cock’s fucking small…
And me naked and all…
And the fucking thing’s still fucking flaccid!”
Unprepossessing
God, she thought. What an absolute pig!
Fat and slimy… His cock far from big…
Not for love, not for money!
So ugly, it’s funny…
All capped by his ill-fitting wig!
Hypothetical
Parted thighs she’d been careless in closing,
Wet pussy, at which he was nosing…
His cock was quite small…
But she’d not mind at all,
If he wanted a fuck… just supposing.
Tact
“Wow!” she said, with remarkable tact…
His cock failing, as yet, to react,
And then, rolling her eyes,
“Such exceptional size!”
Which the fellow concerned, sadly lacked.
Belittled
Disappointed? You bet! Quite offended…
The way she said, after he’d ended,
“What? Fuck! Is that all!
And your cock’s too damn small!”
Was it? No! Well… it sort of depended.
Bother
She’d at first thought the fellow was joking…
But no! Soon his small cock was poking
In search of her cunt…
Did he know back from front?
How pathetic! And rather provoking!
The long and the short of it
She stood back and said “What? Is that all?
I mean… fuck! You’re, like, seven feet tall…
Got them big hands and feet,
So, like, what’s with the meat?
I mean… shit! Why’s your cock so damn small?”
Vanity
The damn man was so vain and conceited!
He’d taken her in, lied and cheated!
“A big cock… my arse!”
She thought. “What a damn farce!”
Well, that’s one fuck that won’t be repeated.
All creatures great and small
The poor guy, his cock laughably short,
Couldn’t do things that proper men ought,
Not with women at least…
But a bird or a beast
Served his needs, gerbils, things of that sort.