In the midst of a polo-crosse chukka,
It’s simply not proper, nor pukka,
When offered the crumpet
Of some local strumpet,
To jump off your pony and fuck her.
Tag: slut
Standards
Lady Forsythe will lower her breeches
For any of aquiline features:
She won’t condescend
In the slightest to bend,
But accepts any pizzle that reaches!
Gert
There’s a girl in the village called Gert,
Who goes knickerless under her skirt:
She’ll be yours for the night
If you play your cards right,
But you have to pull out when you squirt.
Beyond the black stump
A young girl from beyond the black stump
Won’t say no to a casual hump.
Though she’s plain and she’s vulgar,
Out there in the mulga,
At offers like that one should jump!
Pussy posse
Pussy so damp it oughta be mossy,
She rode him and yelled “Gee up hossie!
Line up fellers, quick!
This gal’s itchin’ fer dick!
Gonna fuck me a whole fuckin’ posse!
Travelling economy class
“God!” he said, a bit pissed off and stroppy,
“Her tits are all saggy and floppy…
I just got half stiff…
She had kind of a whiff…
And her pussy was all loose and sloppy
Quack
“If it walks like a duck and says quack,
It’s a duck,” he says. “Right? Check her rack!
And the camel toe, bro!
She’s a slut, buddy, soooo…
Get that big-titted bitch on her back!
Gregarious
She’s a sociable woman, gregarious,
Fuck-buddies many and various…
Life of the party.
She dresses up tarty,
Thinks flashing her pussy’s hilarious!
Thank you ma’am
She’s just one of your regular sluts,
Loves a fuck, no ifs, maybes or buts…
A big cock back and front,
Up her arse and her cunt,
Wham! Bam! Wham, rearranging her guts.
Cramping her style
Gosh, she thought, I’m a bit of a tramp!
My damn pussy’s quite constantly damp…
I’ve fucked men by the score…
And I would have fucked more,
If my arse hadn’t got a damn cramp!