She was gorgeous, and somewhat notorious…
Fucking her just fucking glorious!
Things that she said,
Things she did in his bed,
Made the whole thing completely uproarious!
Tag: slut
Words fail him
Well, that didn’t go down well, he guessed…
Yep. It looks like he’d fouled his own nest…
He’s just called her a slut
Which she kind of is… but
Perhaps might have been better expressed!
Her past
A deep secret, her burden to carry…
At least if she wanted to marry…
Nobody must know
That, not so long ago,
She’d root any Tom, Dick and/or Harry.
Stopper
There was nothing at which she would baulk,
Given just a short string and a cork:
What was simply retrieved
Thus, she firmly believed,
A fool-proof way of thwarting the stork.
Wishes do come true
There’s a friendly young lady called Trish,
You can have whensoever you wish,
And it’s many a night,
That it’s been my delight,
To bed down in her downy soft niche!
Tully
A disgusting young fellow from Tully
Made love to a girl in a gully:
Though damn poor excuse,
She was known to be loose,
And had no reputation to sully!
Tickets on herself
She cried “Oh! It’s the absolute ticket!
Wherever you want, you can stick it!
And if it gets shitty,
Just wipe on my titty,
Or if you prefer, I could lick it!”
Teddi
There’s a horny young lady called Teddi,
Whose morals are somewhat unsteady:
She always resists,
But if someone insists,
She’ll say yes, and have wet pants already!
Susie
She’s a trollop, a cot-case, is Susie:
She likes to get naked and boozy.
She has sex in bars
And in doorways and cars,
Then, next day, wakes up woozy and oozy.
Historical context
Said Giselle, as she loosened her stays
“I’ve had thousands and thousands of lays…
I remember the last,
But the rest of my past
Is one horny, delirious haze!”