slut – Page 10 – Pete's Limericks

Nature or nurture

“Wanna suck?” she says, down on her knees,
And she gives it a rub and a squeeze…
It ain’t like she’s a slut…
Her big sister is, but.
And her mum. And her old man’s a sleaze.

Standing on her dignity

“Look, I know that I’m, like, well endowed,
And I know, when I come, I’m quite loud…
But I just wanna say…
I ain’t no slut. Okay?
And three does seem a bit of a crowd.

Inclusivity

She did seem, precious girl, not to care
Who did what to her, who put what where,
As the men came and went,
Worn out, sated and spent…
“I’m a great root,” she’d said… not hot air!

A rose by any other name

She’s been called a slut, which she denies,
But the sway of her arse and her thighs,
And her big bouncy tits…
Well, it pretty much fits…
Slut or prick-tease, whichever applies!

Baa

If a girl were a slut which I am,
(And enjoy it, and don’t give a damn),
I’d fuck heaps while I’m young…
If I’m gonna be hung,
Better hung as a sheep than a lamb!

Gossip

It was all, of course, just idle chatter,
She told herself. What could it matter?
To call her that, but…
A dumb bitch, and a slut,
With the emphasis placed on the latter!

In mitigation

She was just a slut, right, some poor loser,
He said to his angry accuser.
He’d fucked her, OK…
He just wanted to say,
He was only the bloody end-user!

Boredom

Like, I’m not, like, some cheap little slut,
I was just in a kind of a rut,
She said… bored, like, you know?
I gave anal a go…
But it’s just, like, a pain in the butt!

Adventurous

The term gangbang she thought quite offensive,
Though, frankly, she was apprehensive…
She wasn’t a slut,
Just adventurous, but…
The men’s use of her would be extensive!