“Yes, we did have a bit of a tumble…
Well… more slap and tickle and fumble,”
He said. “Sheer luck!
Not your actual fuck…
Pretty close though! A man shouldn’t grumble.”
Tag: slap and tickle
Tickling her fancy
Giggling drunk, about three-quarters pickled,
Her pussy squelched softly and trickled,
Each step of the way;
Yep, she would have to say,
She’d been proper and good slapped and tickled!
Value judgement
“Bein’ faithful ain’t worth a plugged nickel!”
She said. “I ain’t sayin’ a gal should be fickle,
But fuck! What’s the harm,
When men turn on the charm,
In a bit of good ol’ slap ‘n’ tickle?”
Good time girl
She was vacuous, giggly and fickle,
But loved the good old slap and tickle,
Or try something new?
She was up for that too!
Yes, by god, she was worth every nickel!