Champagne, canapés, all very swanky,
The hostess herself, though, quite skanky!
She sucked off a waiter,
Though, daintily, later,
She spat in a little lace hankie.
Tag: skanky
Always carry a handkerchief
Just some bloke at the pub, cute and lanky;
To do what she’d done did seem skanky,
But life’s too damn short!
No regrets then, she thought,
As she wiped off his cum with her hanky.
Her mother would be proud
“Yeah”, she said, “I’m a little bit skanky,
My pussy’s sometimes a bit manky,
A slut, yep, I know,
But wherever I go,
I at least have clean knickers and hankie!”
Boy’s night out
Naked strippers! Live sex! cried the tout.
Grubby, bored little floozies, no doubt.
Skanky tarts at the bar …
Bags the young one! Ha! Ha!
Flash some pussy, love! Mate, it’s your shout.