Monsieur Bidet maintains a wee maison
For weekend illicit liaison:
After roti de boeuf
C’est toujours soixante-neuf,
With his beret and socks and pince-nez on!
Tag: sixty niner
Playing for keeps
There she is, on the ground on all fours,
With his juvenile cock in her jaws,
And she says, through clenched teeth
To the boy underneath,
“Lick me good, if you wanna keep yours!”
Forgive us our trespasses
Her transgression was terribly minor;
Well yes, he did touch her vagina,
(Quite pleasant, in fact),
But her hymen’s intact,
And what harm in a nice 69er?