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Degustation

Her arse cheeks hanging out of her skirt,
Flimsy, clingy excuse for a shirt…
Tasty titbits to munch,
Juicy pussy for lunch,
And her sweet little arse for dessert!

Author adminPosted on January 9, 2020Categories AOTags arse, limerick, pussy, short skirt, tits

Slim pickings

Perky titties, and lean as a whippet.
Her skirt little more than a snippet
Attracting one’s gaze,
As one thought of the ways,
And the holes into which one might slip it!

Author petePosted on September 10, 2018April 20, 2019Categories AOTags holes, limerick, perky tits, short skirt, small tits

Cheeky

Bosom thrust out, pert, chewing her gum,
Skirt just short of the cheeks of her bum,
And no knickers, the bitch!
Just the way that they twitch
Quite sufficient to get off, for some!

Author petePosted on January 18, 2018July 18, 2024Categories PGTags bosom, getting off, limerick, no knickers, no panties, pert, short skirt

Not passing muster

Her low neckline was showing one breast;
Her short skirt barely covered the rest.
Though her bag matched her shoes,
In most club members’ views
She looked common, and quite underdressed.

Author petePosted on March 22, 2017July 16, 2024Categories PGTags breast, limerick, low neckline, short skirt, underdressed

Rooting for the team

All those cheer-squad girls, small town dreamers,
Their little short skirts and their streamers,
Discuss where they’ll go,
When their boyfriends turn pro…
And, of course, when they root, they’re all screamers!

Author petePosted on October 19, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags cheer girl, limerick, root, short skirt

Brevity, the soul of wit

Her short skirt and tight blouse were suggestive;
The men standing round her grew restive.
“Garn! Show us some tit!”
Said one notable wit.
Her sharp glance proved that looks are deceptive.

Author petePosted on April 8, 2015July 5, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, looks are deceptive, short skirt, tight blouse, tit, tits

The vamp

Sexy, stylish, pert, quite the young vamp!
Other girls whispered she was a tramp.
Underneath her short skirt,
Which she’d hitch up, and flirt,
Frilly panties, decidedly damp!

Author petePosted on June 17, 2014June 30, 2024Categories PGTags damp, flirt, limerick, panties, short skirt, tramp, vamp

Mother knows best

When her mother said “Daughter, beware!”
And advised her take care what she wear,
She said “Honestly, Mum!
No, you can’t see my bum!
Nor my tits! He’ll do what? Touch me where?”

Author petePosted on November 20, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags bum, limerick, mother knows best, short skirt, tits

Skirting the issue

The girl’s skirt’s altogether too short;
Her breasts lack any means of support.
Has she no thought, or dread,
In her pretty young head,
Of the risk with which such dress is fraught?

Author adminPosted on June 4, 2013June 28, 2024Categories GTags breasts, limerick, no bra, short skirt, skirt

Forethought

She’d hoped not, but the poor girl was caught,
Since her skirt was a hand’s-breadth too short.
She’d thought “Who’d know, or care
About no underwear?
If I wear it or not?” Well, she ought!

Author adminPosted on June 4, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, no panties, no underwear, short skirt, underwear

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