So, she’s turned on the clippers… buzz, buzz,
And she’s trimming her pussy’s peach-fuzz…
And she spreads her legs wide…
Sticks the handle inside…
Does it feel good? Fuck! Yes it does!
Tag: shaved pussy
Au naturelle
If she’d cared, she’d have gone to more trouble…
Bathed, showered, the old froth and bubble…
Clean undies maybe,
Most girls would, but not she…
Perhaps shaved off the pussy-hair stubble.
Mirror Mirror
Nipples hardening under the fan,
She admires her allover tan,
Shaven pussy, great bod…
Big tits, nice arse… but God!
What’s the use, if she ain’t got no man?
Fuzzy bare
Her shaved pussy had sprouted some fuzz;
When she touched it, it gave her a buzz.
It might not look so cute,
When it came to a root,
But she’ll just please herself (which she does!)
Taxonomy
Cunts and cats are both hairy. Okay.
So a cunt’s called a pussy. Oi vey!
If a pussy’s shaved, why
Would the name still apply?
Why not dumpling, or ham sandwich, say?
Bermuda triangle
She undressed; he was frankly appalled!
Her damn pussy was practically bald!
It looked weird, somehow,
A moustache, or a brow…
A Brazilian… whatever it’s called.
Bad or good?
Little tits, pussy shaved, to infantilise,
Shy girlish giggles, to tantalise…
Quite understood…
Though, to say she’d been good
Would, of course, be to tell poor old Santa lies!
The floral emblem
Baby-smooth, cunt shaved clean as a whistle!
It grew back, though, stiff, prickly bristle.
She thought “Fuck the razor!
Next time I’ll get laser,
Look more like a rose than a thistle!”
Befurred preferred
He felt quite justifiably chuffed!
She was young, buxom, bushily muffed!
Just the way he preferred.
He thought women absurd,
With shaved pussies, or some silly tuft.
Hints
He deduced, from the hints that she gave,
She might like to, at times, misbehave…
That she wore a tight dress…
That she asked him to guess
Which particular bits did she shave?