As the dagger plunged into her breast,
That by Romeo sweetly caressed,
Who lay dead by the side
Of his five-days-old bride,
“What a fuck-up!” she thought, unimpressed.
Tag: Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet
Juliet, horny, woke up at cock-crow.
Her hand, once again, felt his cock grow.
Somewhat to her shame,
She did not know his name.
Was it Romeo? Bloody nice cock though!
Tragic heroines
Shakespeare’s men couldn’t cut it, I fear,
Not Hamlet, Macbeth nor King Lear;
Lady Mac was much steelier,
Portia, Cordelia;
The kings and the knights were small beer.