Being toyed with she mostly enjoyed…
Though she’d sometimes get sort of annoyed…
It would mostly depend
On which hole, at which end…
And which fiendish device he employed.
Tag: sex toys
Pleasing herself
Having long been a lady of leisure,
She sought each day new carnal pleasure,
With men or with boys,
Or with various toys,
And bananas were just made-to-measure.
Boys’ toys
She began to be rather annoyed…
Though at first she’d enjoyed being toyed..
Dildo, brush, bottle, fist,
Baseball bat… a long list…
Her poor cunt would be fucking destroyed!
Non-discrimination
Seem’s like nothin’ that girl wouldn’t screw!
Blokes, of course, chicks-with-dicks…don’t mind who!
Old men, dykes, little boys,
All those big rubber toys,
Donkeys, dogs… damn! The whole fuckin zoo!
Prince Charming
“Well, well, well!” she thought. “This is just charming!
Stripped naked, tied up. Quite alarming!
And what’s he got planned
With that thing in his hand,
That looks like… Oh God! Something for farming?”
Innovation
Fucking other girls wasn’t the same.
A plain root, somehow, now seemed so tame!
Whips and chains, nasty toys…
Other girls, other boys …
She did things that perhaps had no name!
Funny business
Sex was quite fun, according to rumour.
Her girlfriend, an avid consumer,
Said try it with toys,
And then move on to boys,
Which quite tickled her sick sense of humour!
Drone
Her new chastity belt has two holes,
And a range of electrical poles,
Interchangeable cocks
With snap-fastening locks,
Which her husband remotely controls!
Poise
The damn girl showed remarkable poise;
Naked, cameras, lights, all that noise,
A damn lens up her cunt,
Being poked back and front,
By men’s fingers and pricks and their toys!
First world problem
A bit nympho, a trifle bipolar;
Beef, climate change, chickens, Ebola
Her malady’s source;
She was vegan, of course,
All her sex toys organic and solar!