He was just shy, poor boy, she surmised.
Once undressed, she was greatly surprised…
Well! What wonderful luck,
When she wanted a fuck,
That his penis was quite decent-sized!
Tag: seduction
The chatting up
He said “Miss, if I might be so bold,
You may think that I’m sleazy and old,
But I’m rich, and I’ve got
A big house and a yacht,
And a very nice penis, I’m told.”
The warming of the spirit
“Let me make you another rum toddy,”
He said. She thought “This isn’t shoddy…
Nice house… One more drink…”
She was starting to think
She might let him make use of her body.
Nefarious
He’s been planning for ages, it seems…
Lots of dirty, nefarious schemes
To get into her pants,
Which the fool called romance…
“Fuck you, buster!” she says. “In your dreams!”
ESP
From her manner, her immodest dress,
He could read the girl’s mind, more or less…
Yes, I fancy a fuck,
So why not try your luck?
Should he risk an indecent caress?
Dream lover
All his sneaky, nefarious schemes
Came to nothing at last, so it seems.
When he leeringly said
“Well, my girl, time for bed!”
She replied “Fuck off, jerk! In your dreams!”
Clothes make the man
A young man, whom she’d met at croquet,
Came to call, with a lovely bouquet,
In his Sunday-best suit…
When he asked for a root,
Though she blushed, she still murmured “Okay.”
The spider’s lair
She’d gone into his lair all unwarily.
“Just passing by!” she’d said airily
What’s with this guy?
That strange look in his eye…
Yep. He’s acting a little bit scarily!
Via crucis
He was rightly, he felt, quite enraged;
Her seduction, so artfully staged,
When it came to the crux,
Came to nothing! It sucks!
Seems the bitch was goddam underaged!
Nellie Blithe
What a dill, she thought. So blithely duped!
(As he pulled out, at last, dripped and drooped.)
Damn perfidious men!
Still, she’d do it again,
If she weren’t so deliciously pooped!