It was not just he’d done the girl wrong,
Or his frankly enormous damn schlong…
(A good foot long, one’s heard!)
But the fact it occurred
On her Louis the Fourteenth chaise-longue.
Tag: seduction
Limbo
The poor girl, she had no way of knowing,
With all of his to-ing and fro-ing,
(Obtuse bloody men!)
If he’d fuck her, or when…
Her seduction a matter ongoing!
Ensnared
Wooed or groomed, or intrigued, or ensnared….
She now found herself naked and scared,
On her back, on his bed…
God! She’d rather be dead…
Okay… maybe not dead, she despaired.
Well I never
Gosh! He’s somehow undressed her… damn clever!
“Please… No!” she exclaimed. “Please, I’ve never…”
He’s touching her… there…
The nerve! How does he dare?
She should slap him, or scream… or whatever!
The decent and the indecent
He was just shy, poor boy, she surmised.
Once undressed, she was greatly surprised…
Well! What wonderful luck,
When she wanted a fuck,
That his penis was quite decent-sized!
The chatting up
He said “Miss, if I might be so bold,
You may think that I’m sleazy and old,
But I’m rich, and I’ve got
A big house and a yacht,
And a very nice penis, I’m told.”
The warming of the spirit
“Let me make you another rum toddy,”
He said. She thought “This isn’t shoddy…
Nice house… One more drink…”
She was starting to think
She might let him make use of her body.
Nefarious
He’s been planning for ages, it seems…
Lots of dirty, nefarious schemes
To get into her pants,
Which the fool called romance…
“Fuck you, buster!” she says. “In your dreams!”
ESP
From her manner, her immodest dress,
He could read the girl’s mind, more or less…
Yes, I fancy a fuck,
So why not try your luck?
Should he risk an indecent caress?
Dream lover
All his sneaky, nefarious schemes
Came to nothing at last, so it seems.
When he leeringly said
“Well, my girl, time for bed!”
She replied “Fuck off, jerk! In your dreams!”