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By a lake in the woods

She exclaimed “Oh, my goodness, Sir Knight!
I  was bathing! You gave me a fright!
Why, I might have been raped!
I could not have escaped!
Though, of course, one would put up a fight!”

Author adminPosted on April 14, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags bathing, damsel in distress, knight, limerick, medieval, rape, seduction

A moment's work

“Not a whisper!” his husky voice rasped;
Her big breasts in two strong hands were grasped;
Just whose hands, she’d no notion…
In one fluid motion,
He thrust in his cock, as she gasped!

Author petePosted on June 23, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags breasts, cock, husky, limerick, rape

Double jeopardy

When a viking horde raided a village,
They’d loot and they’d murder and pillage.
Pretty girls they’d rape twice,
Although once would suffice ,
But they liked to allow for some spillage.

Author petePosted on November 25, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags limerick, pillage, rape, vikings

Rules of engagement

Noble knights and the horseless unbooted
Burned houses and pillaged and looted;
They slaughtered their foes,
Mostly men, I suppose,
Girls and women, of course, they just rooted.

Author petePosted on November 15, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags knights, limerick, pillage, rape, root

In a minute there is time

In a trice she’d been rudely up-ended,
She knew what the villain intended!
She thought “Should I scream?”
Then thought not, it would seem…
To be fair, it all rather depended.

Author petePosted on October 18, 2011June 11, 2020Categories PGTags consent, limerick, rape, scream

The whore-monger

He’s a lecherous, heartless whore-monger,
Whose ravenous sexual hunger
Compels him to ravage,
In ways strange and savage,
Young women, and younger, and younger.

Author petePosted on August 26, 2011May 10, 2020Categories AOTags limerick, rape, whore, whoremonger

Curious

He protested he’d only been curious:
Not convinced, though, fucking furious,
She called it buggery,
Arse-rape and thuggery,
Sick and depraved and injurious!

Author adminPosted on May 9, 2011April 23, 2020Categories XTags anal, arse, buggery, depraved, limerick, rape

Eloise

Eloise has strange sexual dreams,
Dreams more vivid than life, so it seems,
Dreams so wild and perverse,
About gang-rape and worse,
That she wakes up and comes as she screams.

Author adminPosted on March 4, 2011April 5, 2020Categories XTags dream, gang-rape, limerick, rape

A pirate's life

A pirate’s life’s all blood and thunder;
They rape and they pillage and plunder,
Take lesser men’s lives,
Ravish daughters and wives,
Tearing clothing and hymens asunder.

Author adminPosted on February 3, 2011April 5, 2020Categories AOTags daughter, hymen, limerick, rape, ravish, wives

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