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Pickup lines

Bored, she flagged down a ride in a pickup.
Her day though was in for a hiccup!
He turned down a track,
Threw her ass on the back,
Said “Git naked! This here’s a stick-up!

Author petePosted on March 4, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags arse, ass, hitch-hiker, limerick, naked, rape

Blissful ignorance

Though he did, one must say, in all fairness,
It seems, make the most of her bareness…
Commit an offence…
In the fellow’s defence…
He did do so without her awareness.

Author petePosted on November 30, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags bareness, limerick, rape, sleeping nude

Playing hard ball

Accidentally, quite unintended,
What started as just fun descended
To what? Not quite rape,
Though she couldn’t escape …
She was totally fucked! (Pun intended.)

Author petePosted on November 8, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags consent, fucked, limerick, rape

Wild West 2

What a low-down darned treacherous snake!
Caught by indians, trussed up to bake,
Nude, narry a garment!
He saved her, the varmint,
Then fucked her, still tied to the stake!

Author petePosted on November 3, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags fucked, limerick, nude, rape, wild west

Wild West 5

Western gals who evaded the clutch
Of the outlaws and injuns and such,
Those who somehow escaped
Being tortured and raped,
Would thank God, but for not very much.

Author petePosted on November 2, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags god, limerick, outlaws, rape, wild west

Inflamed desire

Fumbling, rash, in his haste to unfasten
Her pantaloons, sadly, the parson,
Whose candle that night
Set her pussy alight,
To the charge of rape thus added arson.

Author petePosted on September 1, 2015July 6, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, pantaloons, pussy, rape, religion

Fait accompli

Though of course she’d have rather preferred
That the sexual act which occurred
Were not rape in effect,
Since she didn’t object,
To complain would seem slightly absurd.

Author petePosted on August 27, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags consent, limerick, rape

The Incredible Hulk

Is he following her, lurking, skulking?
The big ugly brute, bloody hulking!
He asked for a fuck,
And she laughed…Just her luck,
To get raped, if he’s angry or sulking!

Author petePosted on June 30, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags consent, fuck, limerick, rape, raped, stalker

Tempting fate 1

“My good man,” said the Countess, quite terse,
“We’re alone, then, for better or worse…
You might ravish me, say…
Force yourself, have your way…
To which fate I would not be averse.”

Author petePosted on March 19, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags fate, for better or worse, limerick, rape, ravish

Tempting fate 2

“Oh my god! What on earth was I thinking,
To come to your room?” she said, winking.
“I might have escaped;
Now I’ll likely be raped!
But perhaps that’s all just wishful thinking!

Author petePosted on March 19, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, rape, raped, seduction, wishful thinking

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