An unfortunate chimpanzee male
Attempted to little avail
To gain by coercion
A penile insertion:
It seems that thereby hangs a tail!
Tag: rape
Johnny-on-the-spot
It’s not done for a lady to squat
And display everything that she’s got:
If her cunt caught the eye
Of a chap passing by,
She’d be fucked, with just cause, on the spot!
Honest mistake
What I thought the young lady had said
Was she wanted to take me to bed,
But the way that she screamed
When I fucked her , it seemed
That I must have been somehow misled!
Service with a smile
There was a young waitress, who fluttered her
Long, silky lashes and jutted her
Tits out and smiled
At the cook, who went wild,
Dropped his pants and assaulted and buttered her!
She came down in the last shower
She was caught in the rain with a fella,
Who offered to share his umbrella:
She thought “What’s to lose?”
It seemed rude to refuse.
She said “Thanks”, and was fucked in a cellar.
Maiden
Cad
The sitting
Lady Swandown agreed to be painted:
“By art,” she said, “one can’t be tainted.”
She gladly posed nude,
But refused to be screwed,
And yet was, when he flashed, and she fainted.
The unexpected
Lady Wentworth, just back from the hunt,
Was assailed with an instrument blunt,
With such strength and such force,
She could not sit a horse
On the region that suffered the brunt!
Faint heart, fair lady
When Leticia Fitzgerald-Jones fainted,
A chap not the least bit acquainted
Thought “How’s that for luck!”
He partook of a fuck,
And then left her there, gooey and tainted!