I like girls who are bushily muffed,
Landing strips, cutesy hearts, just a tuft,
Smooth as babies’ bums, bare,
Pussies with / without hair,
Shaven, waxed or enticingly fluffed!
Tag: pussies
Uncomplicated
Though she’s pretty, she’s not all that bright…
Whopping tits! Yep, a bit of alright.
Loves a root too, what’s more…
Knows what pussies are for…
Wind her up, you can fuck her all night!
Diversity
It’s a marvel how girls’ pussies vary,
Some smooth as silk, others all hairy,
Tattooed, strung with rings,
Lips like butterfly wings…
Certain others, though, quite frankly scary!
Sleepless
Cheap motel, kept awake by the sound
Of girl’s pussies all night being ground,
Some for pay, some for play,
More the latter, he’d say,
Easy come by, in small towns, he’s found.
Disgruntled
Sick of being so often rebuffed,
“They’re all sluts, those damn bitches!” he huffed.
“If they bloody well begged,
Pussies spread, open-legged,
I’d just tell ’em all go and get stuffed!”
Taxonomy
Cunts and cats are both hairy. Okay.
So a cunt’s called a pussy. Oi vey!
If a pussy’s shaved, why
Would the name still apply?
Why not dumpling, or ham sandwich, say?
Durability
“Goddamn pussies are tough as damn teak!”
Said her Mom. “You can fuck for a week,
Squeeze out babies, get weird!
They just get dog-eared,
And maybe make cunt-farts and squeak.”
Heat
In the tropics, girls’ pussies are humid,
Men’s cocks dangle heavy and tumid;
Folks fuck day and night,
(Perhaps not, if they’re white),
At least so it’s reliably rumoured!
Less is more
He preferred women supple and slender,
Small-breasted, ambiguous gender,
Tight pussies like thimbles,
Pert arses on gimbals,
Their lips moistly pouting and tender.
Saturday night at the convent
The good Sisters of Mary, though cloistered,
On Saturday nights drank and roistered.
They kicked up their heels,
With loud drunken squeals,
Bare pussies on show, habits hoisted!