Bucolic

He’s a gentleman, my brother, Bert,
Though of course he’s a bit of a flirt:
He’s had girls on the floor,
Up against the church door,
In the paddocks, but not in the dirt.

Spontaneity

“Public fucking can be rather fraught…
Wild, exciting… but what if you’re caught?
Women mostly tut-tut…
Horny young fellers, but,
Want a piece too!” she said (chuckle… snort.)

The outdoors type

“What? You want to fuck? Here? Outdoors?”
She says, laughing… “There’s people! There’s laws!
Fuck! I’m horny as well…
In the sea… ? What the hell!
Yeah! Let’s do it! Because… just because!”

Bus ride

On his lap in the back of the bus…
“Keep on smiling babe, don’t make a fuss,”
He says, hard up her cunt…
“Just keep facing the front,
Ride my cock and pretend it’s just us!”