Boredom

When your sex-life’s become a big bore,
There are options one ought to explore,
Such as fantasy roles,
Trying different holes,
Public places, new partners and more!

Try a threesome one night with a whore,
Try positions you’ve not tried before!
The perversions are fun,
You may find, when once done:
Don’t be shy, lighten up, break the law!

Exhibit

There was a young lady called Sue,
Who was had by a man at the zoo,
Though of course quite outrageous,
She thought him courageous,
To do it it right there, in plain view!

Bucolic

He’s a gentleman, my brother, Bert,
Though of course he’s a bit of a flirt:
He’s had girls on the floor,
Up against the church door,
In the paddocks, but not in the dirt.

Spontaneity

“Public fucking can be rather fraught…
Wild, exciting… but what if you’re caught?
Women mostly tut-tut…
Horny young fellers, but,
Want a piece too!” she said (chuckle… snort.)

The outdoors type

“What? You want to fuck? Here? Outdoors?”
She says, laughing… “There’s people! There’s laws!
Fuck! I’m horny as well…
In the sea… ? What the hell!
Yeah! Let’s do it! Because… just because!”