Transit of Venus

“Well, hello!” he said. “Thought it was you…
She recalled that they’d once had a screw…
Not his name though, the jerk…
Fucking late for damn work…
Being groped, like, right there in the queue!

Boredom

When your sex-life’s become a big bore,
There are options one ought to explore,
Such as fantasy roles,
Trying different holes,
Public places, new partners and more!

Try a threesome one night with a whore,
Try positions you’ve not tried before!
The perversions are fun,
You may find, when once done:
Don’t be shy, lighten up, break the law!

Exhibit

There was a young lady called Sue,
Who was had by a man at the zoo,
Though of course quite outrageous,
She thought him courageous,
To do it it right there, in plain view!

Bucolic

He’s a gentleman, my brother, Bert,
Though of course he’s a bit of a flirt:
He’s had girls on the floor,
Up against the church door,
In the paddocks, but not in the dirt.