She preferred to fuck extemporaneous,
Lovers oft contemporaneous,
Men, women, boys,
Her pet poodle, her toys
Any, all the above, miscellaneous!
Tag: promiscuous
Pleasing herself
Having long been a lady of leisure,
She sought each day new carnal pleasure,
With men or with boys,
Or with various toys,
And bananas were just made-to-measure.
Wishes do come true
There’s a friendly young lady called Trish,
You can have whensoever you wish,
And it’s many a night,
That it’s been my delight,
To bed down in her downy soft niche!
Hi Jean
Should you contemplate something obscene,
With a raunchy young lady called Jean,
Then at least wash your hands
After fondling her glands;
Well, who knows where the trollop has been?
Grace under pressure
In the throes of a torrid embrace,
Miss O’Toole maintains marvellous grace:
She indulges men’s whims
With her loins and her limbs,
But with never a hair out of place!
Medium fidelity
My new mistress, evasive and devious,
Asked had she acted mischievious,
Said “Not as such…
Well, not terribly much…
That is… nobody new, just my previous!”
What’s not to love?
Quite promiscuous, easily bored,
Oversexed, psychiatrically flawed,
She told off-colour jokes,
Blithely rooted strange blokes,
But was much loved still, even adored!
Good form
As a fresher, of course, to conform
To the rather promiscuous norm,
She got laid when she could,
And gave head, as you would,
Just like all of the girls in her dorm.
Every home should have one
Days she’s naked, poolside, wet or basking,
Nights, yours to be had for the asking…
And talented too…
Up for anything new,
User-friendly, and likes multi-tasking.
User-friendly
She’s promiscuous, wild and a boozer,
Some call her a slut and a loser.
She says “Fuck ’em all!
Life’s too short; have a ball!
Fuck your friends! Be a friend to your user!”