Skip to content

Pete's Limericks

World's largest collection of original limericks

Pete's Limericks

Tag: princess

Trophy wife

Dressed in silks, daubed with rare fragrant oils,
Bejewelled hair plaited in coils,
She sits by the king,
Poor young, innocent thing,
Prize of war. To the victor the spoils!

Author adminPosted on October 15, 2019October 17, 2019Categories AOTags innocent, limerick, princess, to the victor the spoils

Feudal society

As the princess rode out from the castle,
Her eye fell on one handsome vassal,
Bare-backed in the sun…
She thought “That might be fun!
Then again, though, just not worth the hassle!”

Author petePosted on July 18, 2018April 22, 2019Categories PGTags limerick, medieval limerick, princess

Chivalry is not dead

The princess, naked, lay waiting regally.
Wait! Was this this treason, though, legally?
Doubts cast aside,
Royal pussy spread wide,
He plunged in! “Tally-ho!” she cried eagerly.

Author petePosted on March 20, 2018May 7, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, naked, princess, pussy

The eccentricities of the rich

The princess, known to be somewhat wacky,
Was caught being screwed by some lackey!
Though hushed up, of course,
And despite her remorse,
It did seem, nonetheless, rather tacky.

Author petePosted on November 13, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags aristocracy, princess, screwed

The royal wedding

As a princess, of course, she was fated,
While young, to be married off, mated
To some beastly lord,
To be fucked, then ignored,
While he farted and snored, drunk and sated.

Author petePosted on November 2, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags drunk, fart, feudalism, fucked, limerick, marriage, mated, princess

Search

Recent Posts

  • Sweetie
  • The test
  • Candyman
  • Sweater girl
  • Well fit

Recent Comments

    Archives

    • May 2025
    • April 2025
    • March 2025
    • February 2025
    • January 2025
    • December 2024
    • November 2024
    • October 2024
    • September 2024
    • August 2024
    • July 2024
    • June 2024
    • May 2024
    • March 2024
    • February 2024
    • October 2023
    • September 2023
    • July 2023
    • March 2023
    • February 2023
    • January 2023
    • May 2022
    • March 2022
    • February 2022
    • December 2021
    • November 2021
    • October 2021
    • September 2021
    • August 2021
    • July 2021
    • June 2021
    • May 2021
    • April 2021
    • March 2021
    • February 2021
    • January 2021
    • December 2020
    • November 2020
    • October 2020
    • September 2020
    • August 2020
    • July 2020
    • June 2020
    • May 2020
    • April 2020
    • March 2020
    • February 2020
    • January 2020
    • December 2019
    • October 2019
    • September 2019
    • August 2019
    • July 2019
    • June 2019
    • May 2019
    • April 2019
    • December 2018
    • November 2018
    • October 2018
    • September 2018
    • August 2018
    • July 2018
    • June 2018
    • May 2018
    • April 2018
    • March 2018
    • February 2018
    • January 2018
    • December 2017
    • June 2017
    • May 2017
    • April 2017
    • March 2017
    • February 2017
    • January 2017
    • December 2016
    • November 2016
    • October 2016
    • September 2016
    • June 2016
    • May 2016
    • April 2016
    • March 2016
    • February 2016
    • January 2016
    • December 2015
    • November 2015
    • October 2015
    • September 2015
    • August 2015
    • July 2015
    • June 2015
    • May 2015
    • April 2015
    • March 2015
    • February 2015
    • January 2015
    • December 2014
    • November 2014
    • October 2014
    • September 2014
    • August 2014
    • July 2014
    • June 2014
    • May 2014
    • April 2014
    • March 2014
    • February 2014
    • January 2014
    • December 2013
    • November 2013
    • October 2013
    • September 2013
    • August 2013
    • July 2013
    • June 2013
    • May 2013
    • April 2013
    • March 2013
    • February 2013
    • August 2012
    • July 2012
    • June 2012
    • May 2012
    • April 2012
    • March 2012
    • February 2012
    • January 2012
    • December 2011
    • November 2011
    • October 2011
    • September 2011
    • August 2011
    • July 2011
    • June 2011
    • May 2011
    • April 2011
    • March 2011
    • February 2011
    • January 2011

    Categories

    • AO
    • G
    • PG
    • Uncategorized
    • X

    Meta

    • Log in
    • Entries feed
    • Comments feed
    • WordPress.org
    Pete's Limericks Proudly powered by WordPress