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Ground hog lay

Web-based porn’s great! That can’t be refuted.
Point, click, and the gangbang’s rebooted;
The girl’s on her knees,
Looking sweet as you please,
Then click PLAY, and she’s being re-rooted!

Author petePosted on January 28, 2018July 18, 2024Categories AOTags gangbang, internet porn, limerick, porn, rooted

Five minutes of fame

Her head stuck on some porn star – a hoax,
Such amusement, though fake, it evokes!
It’s all over the net;
Not on Facebook, though, yet.
“Guess I’m only half-famous!” she jokes.

Author petePosted on July 7, 2015July 5, 2024Categories PGTags fake, limerick, photoshop, porn, porn star

The erotic

The erotic may vary from verbal
To drugs, aphrodisiacs (herbal,
Rhinoceros horn),
Certain, more refined porn,
And to creatures (the snake and the gerbil.)

Author petePosted on March 27, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags aphrodisiac, drugs, erotic, gerbil, limerick, porn, rhinoceros horn, snake

Bedevilled

By libidinous frenzy bedevilled,
In men’s lustful longings she revelled,
Like real-life porn!
She’d arrive home at dawn,
Panties lost, tipsy, giggling, dishevelled.

Author petePosted on November 5, 2013June 29, 2024Categories PGTags bedevilled, frenzy, limerick, no panties, panties, porn

Crowd -pleaser

“Had a big night! Pics later,” she posted.
“Got drunk, got hooked up, got spit-roasted!
A third guy to baste.
Not a hole gone to waste!
They all said I was great, too,” she boasted.

Author adminPosted on June 24, 2013December 4, 2019Categories XTags drunk, Facebook, group sex, hole, hooked up, limerick, porn, spit roasted

Self-sufficiency

Bossy doormen, drunk men and high prices,
She’s over them! Now it suffices
To surf porn online,
With a bottle of wine,
Left, by choice, to her own sweet devices!

Author adminPosted on March 17, 2013June 21, 2024Categories PGTags drunk, left to her own devices, limerick, masturbation, porn, surf porn

Compatible

They discussed body-art and film noir,
Retro-chic and soft porn and Degas;
Then they drank more tequila,
And by Pancho Villa,
She’d stripped to her panties and bra.

Author petePosted on November 2, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags body art, bra, limerick, panties, porn, stripped, tequila

Porn

Quite a lot of what passes for porn,
Be it photos, or written, or drawn,
Is so matter-of-fact
It’s devoid of impact,
And provokes, not one’s lust, but a yawn.

Author adminPosted on May 9, 2011April 23, 2020Categories GTags limerick, lust, porn

The actress

“I’m an actress!” she cried from her heart.
“When I’m naked, my legs wide apart,
Cocks in this and that hole,
I’m just living the role!
It’s not porn, it’s romantic! It’s art!”

Author adminPosted on April 25, 2011April 13, 2020Categories XTags actress, art, fucked, hole, limerick, naked, porn, romantic

Different strokes

Censorship is all mirrors and smoke,
Censors men wearing decency’s cloak,
Who watch porn all day long,
Call it evil and wrong,
But meanwhile, can’t resist a nice stroke.

Author adminPosted on March 23, 2011April 5, 2020Categories AOTags censor, decency, limerick, masturbation, porn, stroke

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