Fish, birds, reptiles have things called cloacas,
To shit, piss and fuck! Any takers?
One all-purpose hole!
Do they think? Have a soul?
Do you think they give thanks to their makers?
Tag: piss
The watcher
He said, charmingly, “Pardon me, Miss.
Do you mind if I watch while you piss?
I don’t want to have sex …
It’s a little complex …
But perhaps, while you pee, we could kiss!”
Pub ethics
Say you’ve gone to the pub, for a quaff,
You go out for a piss, at the trough,
There’s this other guy there;
If it’s big, should you stare
At his cock? Might it not piss him off?
Repartee
“You have beautiful _______”, (hands) (buttocks) (tits)
He said, fondling her _________. (arm) (bum) (pink bits)
She replied, “Is that so?
_________! (Thank you) (Piss off) (Let go)
Fuck yourself anywhere that it fits!”
Not fragile
“Do it harder,” she cried, “I won’t break!
See how much of your cock I can take!
Stretch my pussy some more;
I don’t care if I’m sore,
Or can’t piss, or I bleed or I ache!”
Don't tell Mum
“Now, whatever you do, don’t tell Mum!”
Said the boy as he played with her bum.
“Can I see how you piss?
Can I touch this? And this?
What’s this hole? Ouch! it’s grabbing my thumb!”